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dustydanger: Shia LaBeouf live-tweets his acid trip. 3:15 AM –...

Thu, 02 May 2013 01:26:19 -0700

Shia LaBeouf live-tweets his acid trip.

3:15 AM – 7 Aug 12

OK everybody here goes nothing. I’m gonna light a cigarette. Where are my cigarettes. Brb going to Walgreens for cigs

3:45 AM – 7 Aug 12

the security guard at Walgreens is a crazy guy. there was fire coming out of his head and i told him your heads on fire and he just looked at me

3:46 AM – 7 Aug 12

i’m gonna light a cig

3:52 AM – 7 Aug 12

theres like 4 types of lettuce in this apt. i didnt even buy that much lettuce. what am i gonna do juggle lettuce. alright bye

3:56 AM – 7 Aug 12

indiana jones was the peak of my career. feel very aware that it’s all downhill from here

4:03 AM – 7 Aug 12

i resent my father camping out in my house. ok but get this, its fine… yeah its totally fine he can do whatever he wants. the end

4:08 AM – 7 Aug 12

is this entertaining. is this new media. i dont understand my feet

4:09 AM – 7 Aug 12

you guys ever watch that video of the double rainbow?

4:12 AM – 7 Aug 12

@frankiemunez who’s laughing now? who’s laughing now buddy… checkmate

4:14 AM – 7 Aug 12

my character hasnt seen his brother before. i figured that out. he doesnt even know he HAS a brother. but he doesss have a brother. complicated actually

4:28 AM – 7 Aug 12

i would have sex with lars von trier on camera. i would. but only if its dogme style. im a comedian guys

4:33 AM – 7 Aug 12

im nothing, im an idiot. how did i get here when nothing happened

4:44 AM – 7 Aug 12

what’s the difference btw mayonaise and mayo? is there a difference

4:46 AM – 7 Aug 12

who has my hand i want it back

4:48 AM – 7 Aug 12

i was lying before. will smith is good at rap

4:51 AM – 7 Aug 12

twitter is like the energy that links our brains together. mental lubricant

5:06 AM – 7 Aug 12

i’m wearing three watches and they all have different times. i have a watch on my ankle… damn you… sorry, i love u

5:14 AM – 7 Aug 12

yr gonna see me in yr dream cause i dont know where to live anymore

5:22 AM – 7 Aug 12

im done w this!! im nothing…

5:56 AM – 7 Aug 12

ok guys i dont really ‘get’ sigur ros but theyre beautiful anyway

Probably gonna feel those nine shots of citron...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:44:11 -0700

Probably gonna feel those nine shots of citron tomorrow…but for now,it’s all good.

“The better you get, the harder you work.”- Albert...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 11:47:01 -0700

“The better you get, the harder you work.”- Albert Lee

Last one. Doing damage tonight.

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 22:11:26 -0700

Last one. Doing damage tonight.

Beer tasting with @alyssashakur

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 20:32:59 -0700

Beer tasting with @alyssashakur

Braised kale with garlic and seasonings

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 14:17:32 -0700

Braised kale with garlic and seasonings

Famous at last.

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 21:46:37 -0700

Famous at last.

All uphill from here.

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 17:18:18 -0700

All uphill from here.

essential

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 23:55:50 -0700

essential:

great music you never knew existed but subconsciously wished for.

An emotional meal. My grandmother was a waitress here for nearly...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 19:03:50 -0700

An emotional meal. My grandmother was a waitress here for nearly 30 years, and this is the first time I’ve been here in about 20.

When I was younger I didn’t have much; books have been a...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 08:36:41 -0700

When I was younger I didn’t have much; books have been a staple in my life for as long as I can remember. This is one of my most dear possesions.

celebrator1975: A whale in space with the jovian...

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 00:49:34 -0800

celebrator1975:

A whale in space with the jovian planets.

awesome